killpriscila: andrewbreitel: “its them they’re here” the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram literally all i could think about reading this post was this
i-amwho-i-am: what if a shady guy comes up to you, hands you a giant book, and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
michaelpalin: hey, you’re a pizza a pizza shit